My friend found these scripts abandoned in the pub this evening.
They are actually genius. Click on them to make them larger to read.
There are phrases such as:
“Strap yourself into your rocket Oscar, Don’t fight us when we digest your mind, it may not be completely excruciating?”
“Shush Paul, the astronaut’s talking.”
“Now who’s being space racist?”
“Penis! You can’t get rid of me that easily!”
“I’m sorry Derrick. I’m losing control. Like at a week long sex party. I can feel it spreading like that weird thing you’ve got on your balls.”
Brilliant.
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Someone’s gotta fess up to losing this. C’mon.
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“Stay away, Oscar!...don’t want to shoot you...I wanted to...
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Found with TumTum ♻
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LOL
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What if you just...greatest play ever written, but the person who left
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I want to see this movie so hard.
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